崩老头模拟器

He's talking feelings. You're counting down to rent day.

崩老头模拟器 is an absurd single-player conversation card game and life sim. Build a deck of greetings, concern, flirting and probing questions. Read the room, play your cards in order, and see whether your contact sends money or starts getting suspicious.

The game currently supports Simplified Chinese only.

Small talk. Carefully played.

Is he complaining about work or showing off his latest success? Choose cards that fit the conversation. Affection, infatuation, suspicion and jealousy shape each relationship, and repeating the same approach may stop working.

Play the long con. Land the combo.

Specific sequences of three to six cards trigger named combos and comic-style celebrations. Their rewards can raise affection, lower suspicion and prepare the next conversation. Not every payoff is cash.


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Absurd excuses. Very real bills.

Play a request card before finding out which authored request has been randomly selected. It might be an everyday expense or completely straight-faced nonsense: "Could you buy me a 5090? I want to fine-tune GPT-6." An outrageous excuse is no guarantee of a transfer, and repeated requests can raise suspicion.


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Choose your deck before choosing your words.

Organize your deck and opening hand, balancing reliable replies, relationship progress and combo setups. Take courses to unlock new conversation cards, then bring them into your next chat.

Romance can wait. Rent cannot.

Chatting costs time and in-game mobile data. Rest at your apartment, take part-time jobs, shop for outfits or study new conversation skills while keeping living expenses and rent covered.

This game features fictional characters, exaggerated situations and absurd humor. It is not real-world relationship or financial advice. All money and mobile-data resources described here are in-game systems.